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 <description>&lt;p&gt;There are four engineers traveling in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one a chemical engineer, one an electrical engineer and the other one an engineer from Microsoft.&lt;br /&gt;
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    The car breaks down.&lt;br /&gt;
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      &amp;quot;Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We&#039;ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again,&amp;quot; says the mechanical engineer.&lt;br /&gt;
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      &amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; says the chemical engineer, &amp;quot;it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:36:57 -0400</pubDate>
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